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  • Name: Ape
  • Age: 22
  • Gender: Female
  • Location: UK
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Thank you Shen for the marvellous scroll.

The Question

Can I be Arthur?

It Must Be Bunnies

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The Beginning


In a small kingdom far, far away across oceans and land, just beyond the horizon. In the darkness of the longest night of the year, the bitter winter wind howled in displeasure as a female child born out of wedlock screamed her entrance into this brutal world.

The years went by, the world grew more brutal, the nights darker, and the girl older.

Now the girl no longer is, but in her place stands a woman with a mission. A mission to change the world one post at a time.

My name is Ape. Will you help me continue this story by turning brutality into honesty and darkness into humour? Then post alongside me my friend, and before we know it, we will have formed the world to our liking.


Quote of the Now

Too many people think of standardized tests as cruel exercises in futility, as the oppressive instruments of a faceless societal machine.
People who think this way usually don't do very well on these tests.



Written



Disclaimer: Characters belong to Renaissance Pictures. Unfortunately they never took 'em for a proper spin. Therefore I took it upon myself to give them a little more oompf.

Moving Pictures and a Little Sound

Oh no you saidnt

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    shazxena

    User Infostatus offline109 Kudos

    07/23/08

    Thought I would come say hi
    and thankyou for the nice welcome

    07/23/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    Hello indeed. And you are most welcome.

    Just nudge or pm if there's anything one can do for you while "settling in".
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    maxine

    User Infostatus offline122 Kudos

    07/22/08

    Hmmm, I'd say the cute little smiley in question had just discovered the deep symbolism of the simple geometrical shapes and now it's expressing some subconscious archetypes. But that's the very random way. May be it was just it's tongue being pinched by a resealable bottle and now it's happy it's free...
    Original comment »

    07/23/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    Now that is a brilliant interpretation. From now on I know who to turn to with the more dubious smilies.
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    maxine

    User Infostatus offline122 Kudos

    07/22/08

    Thanks for adding me:) I'm flattered. Right now my webself feels less sociopathic, happier and it's all thanks to you image


    07/22/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    I have made happy!

    Makes me feel happy as well. And life is a lot more pleasant that way.

    By the very random way, what would you say this smiley was doing? image
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    xxdecrepitxx

    User Infostatus offline106 Kudos

    07/22/08

    Thank you for the friend add, Jolly! It was about time that we, umm, connected! image

    07/22/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    Seeing how I keep connecting with you all over the boards, I thought it was only right I made a honest man out of you, and make it official.
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    maxine

    User Infostatus offline122 Kudos

    07/21/08

    *dropping by to leave a beer and some eggs*
    'Cause one of you posts was laughin' so hard, I though it may need something for the sore throat that cute red-eyed guy will surely have later:)

    07/22/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    Hehe. Eggs, huh? Never heard of that one before, but if it helps...
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    twinkletoes87

    User Infostatus offline185 Kudos

    07/21/08

    Ummm I would check if,
    1. I had a bible
    2. I knew where to get one
    3. I could touch one with out it burning my hand and thunder clapping

    So, Ill take thy word for it.....

    Burning bushes? ok thats one thing I do know, woman get seriously ragged on in it!! I mean really we get blamed for everything. Pfft.....
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    twinkletoes87

    User Infostatus offline185 Kudos

    07/21/08

    Ok I laughed so much i actually dribbled, So many jokes so little time!!!

    image Please tell me that is not actually in the Bible? I have never quite read any of it since I enjoy sinning so very much.

    Original comment »

    07/21/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    I would swear to God if I believed in him, but I don't, so you'll just have to take my word for it. It is very much there.

    Don't knock the Bible until you've tried it; rape, plunder, pillaging and burning bushes. It's like a really good pulp novel at times.
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    twinkletoes87

    User Infostatus offline185 Kudos

    07/21/08

    Scapegoat for smutty or and kinky thoughts.. I like it!!

    Never mind the animal analogies, I'm more concerned about the biblical garden of Eden type comparisons. It makes me think of hellfire image



    Original comment »

    07/21/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    Sorry about that, but I'm just in a Bible groove at the moment.

    Open thy mouth wide and I will fill it. [Psalm 81:10]

    Can you imagine the stuff you find in it?!
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    twinkletoes87

    User Infostatus offline185 Kudos

    07/20/08

    Ha! She is over 18 which makes it A OK, mo ha haaaaa

    and you are very welcome, as always rely on moi to plant dirty seeds into your otherwise clean mind (who are we kidding)
    Original comment »

    07/20/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    I guess that does make it a little better. It's bad enough with dairy kink, no need to add an age factor.

    Well, it's so much easier to blame it on others, than to take responsibility for yourself. And since the blushing incident you will forever be the snake (or should that be the apple?)...mind you, that's said with love and affection. So it's very easy to blame the smut on you :D You're my scapegoat.

    (where did all the animal analogies come from?)
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    twinkletoes87

    User Infostatus offline185 Kudos

    07/20/08

    Look...... In celebration of the Milk thread.....

    I am such a milk lover right now ;p


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    07/20/08

    Reply from TheJollyApe:

    Visually I'm otherwise more of a milf fan, but damnit that's a picture that can give a girl decidedly sinful thoughts about minors and milk.

    Thank you for dirtifying my mind. You little minx.
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